I have ravaged through the NBA rosters and I have put together the most overpaid and underworked roster in the league. The fifteen players I would have on this team will earn $121,246,393 bucks this season. Here it goes:
POINT GUARDS: Mike James of the Wizards would start here for this team. He has played in 3 games (0 starts) for the Wizards this season and he is averaging 14.3 minutes, 6.0 points, 1.0 rebound and 1.7 assists per game. He is one of the very few players on this team that are whining about playing time so at least he cares somewhat. He is making $6,466,600 bucks this season. His back-up would be Marcus Banks of the Raptors. Banks has played in 15 games (0 starts) for the Raptors this season and he is averaging 12.4 minutes, 4.5 points, 1.3 rebounds and 1.1 assists per game. For all of that productivity Banks is getting paid $4,553,793 bucks. Speedy Claxton would be the #3 PG on this team but he’s gimpy righty now. He has yet to play in a game this season for the Warriors but that isn’t stopping him from getting paid $5,209,454 bucks.
SHOOTING GUARD: Tracy McGrady would be the starter at shooting guard for this team. He is by far the best player on this list and he’s here because he isn’t earning his checks this year. T-Mac got off to a slow start coming back from injury before the Rockets just told him to go home. T-Mac has played in 6 games (0 starts) this season for the Rockets and he is averaging 7.7 minutes, 3.2 points, 0.8 rebounds and 1.0 assist per game. For all of that production the Rockets are paying T-Mac $22,843,124 bucks! DeShawn Stevenson would back up T-Mac on this team. Don’t worry Stevenson will be more than happy to fire up the other team if need be as he liked to run his mouth about how overrated LeBron James is before the Cavs kept bouncing his Wizards out of the playoffs. Stevenson has played in 37 games (12 starts) for the Wizards this season and he is averaging 15.8 minutes, 2.4 points, 1.6 rebounds and 1.2 assists per game. Stevenson would be the lowest paid player on this team as he is only getting paid $3,883,929 bucks this season. Matt Carroll would be the #3 SG on this team. He has played in 15 games (0 starts) for the Mavericks this season and he is averaging 4.3 minutes, 1.5 points, 0.2 rebounds and 0.3 assists per game. Carroll is making $4,700,000 bucks this season.
SMALL FORWARD: Bobby Simmons would be the starting small forward on this team. He has played in 23 games (2 starts) for the Nets this season and he is averaging 17.2 minutes, 5.3 points, 2.7 rebounds and 0.7 assists per game. For Simmons trouble this season he is making $11,242,666 bucks this year. Adam Morrison definitely deserves a spot on this team and he would back-up Simmons. Morrison has played in 21 games (0 starts) for the Lakers this season and he is averaging 8.1 minutes, 2.5 points, 1.3 rebounds and 0.5 assists per game. Morrison is pretty awful but that isn’t going to stop him from making $5,257,229 bucks. Brian Cardinal of the Timberwolves will be the #3 SF for this team. He has played in 25 games (0 starts) for the T-Wolves this season and he is averaging 9.2 minutes, 1.7 points, 0.9 rebounds and 0.7 assists per game. Cardinal is making $6,750,000 bucks this season.
POWER FORWARD: Darko Milicic would have to be my starting power forward on this team. He has played in 8 games (0 starts) for the Knicks this season and he is averaging 8.9 minutes, 2.0 points, 2.3 rebounds and 0.5 assists per game. Milicic has really been a awful player and the Pistons are paying for it right now as they picked him over D-Wade, Carmelo Anthony and Chris Bosh! Milicic is still a rich guy no matter how bad he sucks at basketball as he is making $7,540,000 bucks this season. For a lack of alternatives I’m going to use Milicic’s Knicks’ teammate Eddy Curry to back him up. Curry has played in 7 games (0 starts) for the Knicks this season and he is averaging 8.9 minutes, 3.7 points and 1.9 rebounds per game. Curry is making $10,500,423 bucks this season.
CENTERS: All you have to do is look at the Charlotte Bobcats here. Tyson Chandler would be the starting center on this team. He has played in 25 games (all starts) for the Bobcats this season and he is averaging 25.7 minutes, 6.6 points, 7.0 rebounds, 0.4 assists and 1.2 blocked shots per game. While his numbers are not near as bad as most players on this team they are still not worth $11,700,000 bucks. DaSagana Diop would back up Chandler just like he does with the Bobcats. He has played in 24 games (0 starts) for the Bobcats this season and he is averaging 9.8 minutes, 1.3 points, 2.4 rebounds and 0.2 assists per game. Diop is making $6,031,800 bucks this year. Mark Blount of the T-Wolves and Jerome James of the Bulls would be the other centers on this team. Neither of them have played a game this season. Blount is making $7,967,375 bucks and James is pocketing $6,600,000 bucks this year.
This is a team of guys who come to the gym for practice with ski masks on because they are stealing their paychecks. Now you can see why NBA tickets cost so much!